CC 2022 Pinot Noir: Too Sexy for the Internet

The photo that broke social media.

Introducing our scandalous new release: Caelestis Cellars 2022 Pinot Noir

This wine is so dangerously delicious that it got banned on social media. It’s true!

When our friends at PDX Urban Wineries tried to share our Instagram post about our sexy new vintage, Meta swooped in, declaring it too sexy for the internet.

Yep, you heard that right. Our wine is so irresistible, it got censored! PDX Urban Wineries even appealed, but Meta stood firm. This wine? Too hot to handle.

Bet you’re dying to taste it now.

Here’s the deal—our 2022 Pinot Noir was aged an extra year, so it’s bursting with rich flavors and seductive aromas. It’s like its charming, fruit-forward older sibling (hello, 2021 Pinot Noir!), but with an extra dose of depth, mystery, and a little rebellious streak. Think classic Pinot cherry, a kiss of minerality, and just enough graphite to keep things interesting.

Bottom line? This wine is smooth, sexy, and slightly scandalous.

So go ahead—get your hands on a bottle of forbidden pleasure before it disappears into legend.

Every day is a drink-the-good-wine-day!

Cheers & hugs,
Kim & Christian

This is the actual denial by Meta.

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